So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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