do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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