awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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