I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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