I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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