After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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