it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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