Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
