I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
another moral hangover. fuck.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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