White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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