How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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