sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
what if I'm pregnant?
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in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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