This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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