Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
