More tranny stories later!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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