Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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