I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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