I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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