Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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