Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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