I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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