pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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