You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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