did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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