He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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