help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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