Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
we have officially lost it.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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