Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
