Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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