The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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