I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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