I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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