walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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