sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize