There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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