i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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