I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
