Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We are two peas in an std pod
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Found your dick twin last night
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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