I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Please don't give away my fajitas
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
