This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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