did you get engaged???
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i out mim tonsoeep
Pooping to opera.
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