At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
