He is an equal opportunity slut.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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