he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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