nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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