He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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