I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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