I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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