Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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