I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Your penis caused this!
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