hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The struggles of a small town man whore
You are the jesus of drinking
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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