when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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