so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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