I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Sacagawea was the original milf.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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