kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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